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Hear, hear... good news comes to those who wait.
Mars, Inc. and the wonderful people behind the small confections we know as M&M's have come up with ANOTHER brilliant idea. After the demise of the dark chocolate promo variety, it seems that the only new way for those candy-coated babies to get better was to, think logically, make 'em bigger.
And that is what they now are.
Introducing: Mega M&M's.
(Think kid-friendly M&M Mini's on steroids or traditional M&M's at 155% their original size. Bloated M&M's just sounded too bad on the label, wasn't a big hit with the female or hypochondriac test audiences, come to think of it.)
Mega.
Big.
Buy.
Now.
Mmmmh... good. :)
"Oh Joy!"
-djchaco :)

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