Do The Funky Chicken. (Cluck, Cluck)
All is clear on the front now.
Mariah Carey's comeback... for real? Will people finally forgive her for the (unnaturally great and underrated, to be honest) mess that was "Glitter"? Let's hope for that. Here's to Mariah's Dior décor. Sounds exciting. Will she be popping up on some random jet set ski resort sometime soon? As Nancy Sinatra and Geri Halliwell have put so subtly: "Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps"...
PDAs are a strange world on their own. Are they PC-compatible? Are they Mac-accesible? Are they remote controls? Can they really play all those formats they claim to? Hmmm... Software, freeware, tryware, wear-ware, it's all a little too much. How does one pull it off exactly?
The Ring 2 is set to hit theatres soon. What's the trend? The Ring, The Eye, The Grudge... what's next? THE movie? Duh. Makes sense, though. Miss Congeniality is coming back, too. Scary to think about the plot, perhaps we should all best enjoy some surefire punchlines, much saner.
TrimSpa. Has that product REALLY made Anna Nicole lose so much weight? Hard to buy. Not the product, but rather the idea. She does look way better, though stretch marks don't really go away, except for surgery and other super cool trends, such as microdermabrasion (fun party game: drink a couple of shots and try saying that outloud thrice... kids, don't try this at home!), which is apparently available now for just $35 by Neutrogena, proudly another Chinese import for all you do-it-yourself fans out there.
Jacko's ex-PR spokesperson (to be politically correct) was on the stand today. How irrelevant is that? Were they trying to make him look better or worse? The validity of the now INfamous Bashir documentary was on question, but once again... what does THAT have to do with the charges against him for allegedly doing THAT? Makes you think. CourTV would have a ball (or bawl) over it. At least E! is doing a good job of representing fairly accurately (or so they claim) to bring the "magic" into our homes, night after night.
Off to the Surreal Life, for now.
"Loves it." - Paris&Nicole
Out à la Seacrest.
-djchaco
Mariah Carey's comeback... for real? Will people finally forgive her for the (unnaturally great and underrated, to be honest) mess that was "Glitter"? Let's hope for that. Here's to Mariah's Dior décor. Sounds exciting. Will she be popping up on some random jet set ski resort sometime soon? As Nancy Sinatra and Geri Halliwell have put so subtly: "Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps"...
PDAs are a strange world on their own. Are they PC-compatible? Are they Mac-accesible? Are they remote controls? Can they really play all those formats they claim to? Hmmm... Software, freeware, tryware, wear-ware, it's all a little too much. How does one pull it off exactly?
The Ring 2 is set to hit theatres soon. What's the trend? The Ring, The Eye, The Grudge... what's next? THE movie? Duh. Makes sense, though. Miss Congeniality is coming back, too. Scary to think about the plot, perhaps we should all best enjoy some surefire punchlines, much saner.
TrimSpa. Has that product REALLY made Anna Nicole lose so much weight? Hard to buy. Not the product, but rather the idea. She does look way better, though stretch marks don't really go away, except for surgery and other super cool trends, such as microdermabrasion (fun party game: drink a couple of shots and try saying that outloud thrice... kids, don't try this at home!), which is apparently available now for just $35 by Neutrogena, proudly another Chinese import for all you do-it-yourself fans out there.
Jacko's ex-PR spokesperson (to be politically correct) was on the stand today. How irrelevant is that? Were they trying to make him look better or worse? The validity of the now INfamous Bashir documentary was on question, but once again... what does THAT have to do with the charges against him for allegedly doing THAT? Makes you think. CourTV would have a ball (or bawl) over it. At least E! is doing a good job of representing fairly accurately (or so they claim) to bring the "magic" into our homes, night after night.
Off to the Surreal Life, for now.
"Loves it." - Paris&Nicole
Out à la Seacrest.
-djchaco
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